Duración:10:47 Vistos:73404670 veces
Descripción:===Stuffs===
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Duración:04:53 Vistos:13531741 veces
Descripción:Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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Duración:06:05 Vistos:15306228 veces
Descripción:Funny Shit
ok im getting part 2 soon as i can format achmed again and melvin so ill be trying to get the right format for them cuz it is very hard to format it to the right one
Duración:09:58 Vistos:14382886 veces
Descripción:Ventriliquist
Duración:06:21 Vistos:9899338 veces
Descripción:Jeff Dunham: Aruging with myself
Jeff with Peanut and Jose Jalapeno....on a steek!
Duración:06:33 Vistos:5568863 veces
Descripción:Jeff Buckley Hallelujah
(C) 2007 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Duración:09:32 Vistos:11567395 veces
Descripción:Ventriliquist
Duración:04:36 Vistos:367863 veces
Descripción:Jeff Buckley So Real
(C) 1994 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Duración:04:59 Vistos:953239 veces
Descripción:Jeff Buckley Grace
(C) 1996 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Duración:01:38 Vistos:291872 veces
Descripción:Proof that the multifaceted thespian can even make a box of wafers sound interesting.
Duración:09:53 Vistos:7177743 veces
Descripción:Ventriliquist
Duración:06:40 Vistos:8363518 veces
Descripción:Jeff and Bubba
Duración:05:22 Vistos:7861989 veces
Descripción:Jeff Dunham and Walter on The Late Show with David Letterman 9/21/06
Duración:04:53 Vistos:398308 veces
Descripción:Jeff Buckley Everybody Here Wants You
(C) 1998 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Duración:04:40 Vistos:537632 veces
Descripción:The Jeff Healey Band Angel Eyes (Music Video)
(C) 1988 Arista Records, Inc.
Duración:04:33 Vistos:657185 veces
Descripción:Jeff Buckley Last Goodbye
(C) 1994 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Duración:04:22 Vistos:6349859 veces
Descripción:buena, muy buena
Duración:06:55 Vistos:211091 veces
Descripción:I heard there was a secret chord
that david played and it pleased the lord
but you don't really care for music, do you
well it goes like this the fourth, the fifth
the minor fall and the major lift
the baffled king composing hallelujah
hallelujah...
well your faith was strong but you needed proof
you saw her bathing on the roof
her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
she tied you to her kitchen chair
she broke your throne and she cut your hair
and from your lips she drew the hallelujah
hallelujah...
baby i've been here before
i've seen this room and i've walked this floor
i used to live alone before i knew you
i've seen your flag on the marble arch
but love is not a victory march
it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
hallelujah...
well there was a time when you let me know
what's really going on below
but now you never show that to me do you
but remember when i moved in you
and the holy dove was moving too
and every breath we drew was hallelujah
well, maybe there's a god above
but all i've ever learned from love
was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you
it's not a cry that you hear at night
it's not somebody who's seen the light
it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah
hallelujah...
Duración:10:57 Vistos:1093814 veces
Descripción:Jeff Dunham è un ventriloquo molto famoso negli Stati Uniti e non solo. Utilizza diversi pupazzi per i suoi spettacoli e questo è uno di quelli, Achmed(il terrorista morto).
Sperando di far cosa gradita abbiamo inserito i sottotitoli in italiano di questo divertentissimo show.
Buona visione!
Altri video sub ITA:
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Walter
parte 1
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ONTbWta_SSo
parte 2
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ms3f3A5sZJo
parte 3
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMwE2ThBuk
Jeff Dunham - Achmed's Jingle Bombs
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoXeplhm-4
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Melvin
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8p32PUxwg
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Peanut (1/2)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=5XOKsuS9J4A
Jeff Dunham - Spark Of Insanity - Peanut&Josè (2/2)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=3GIsAU9uxL4
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Duración:04:33 Vistos:360041 veces
Descripción:Jeff Buckley Forget Her
(C) 2004 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
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