Descripción:Two are disqualified for jumping the gun. The last one races against himself. Guess who won? (found at college humor)

Descripción:Obama Girl and McCain Girl face off in the first round of the Candidate Girl Olympic Games. There is suspicion of cheating.

Descripción:The Olympics 08.08.08 http://www.bbc.co.uk/monkeyolympics BBC Sport's marketing campaign and titles for the forthcoming Olympic Games are based upon the traditional Chinese folklore 'Journey to the West'. The animation and music were specially produced by Jamie Hewlett and Damon Albarn.

Descripción:From POYKPAC: A battle of apathetic grandeur. Also, a shameless tribute to Monty Python's "The Upperclass Twit of the Year." Let the lawsuits commence! (If you like it, subscribe. You'll be the first to know when we upload new videos) CREDITS Director/Story by - Taige Jensen Writers - Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen Cinematographer - Eric Sherertz B Camera - Jesse Patch Steadicam Operators - Morgan Jenkins & Ashley Carpenter Editor - Ryan Hunter Graphics - Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen Voiceover - Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen CAST Announcer Greg Berman - Taige Jensen (voice) Announcer Neil Tafoya - Ryan Hunter (voice) Reporter Conica Friesbee - Jenn Lyon #1, Sasha Pinrod III - Taige Jensen #2, Larken Trebek - Maggie Ross #3, Nolan Shelby - Ryan Hunter #4, Zac Zuro - Ryan Hall #5, Gideon Zidoushe - Dave Powell Referee Wally Masters - Will Connell Square Sean Ericsson - Eric Sherertz DISCLAIMER: POYKPAC™ and POYKPAC Sports™ have no affiliation with Pabst Brewing Company, American Apparel, Myspace.com, cocaine, Pitchfork Media, The Elephant 6 Recording Company, Domino Recording Company Ltd, EMI, MoTown Records, or Vice Magazine Publishing Inc. All products and companies portrayed were done so satirically. Also check out this deleted scene, The Ironic Moustache Grow-off, located here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIAZJEWaW_k

Descripción:China's 6th Peasant Games are under way this week in the south eastern city of Quanzhou. The Games are dubbed by organisers as "the only regular sports meeting for peasants in the world".

Descripción:Monty Python Live Hollywood Bowl http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Monty-Pythons-Flying-Circus/dp/B001E77XNA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1226597796&sr=1-1

Descripción:Williams conducts the Olympic Theme (which he wrote specifically for the 1984 Summer Olympics) at the Opening Ceremonies.

Descripción:Technical film on the Olympic Archery competition held in Stone Mountain, USA, in 1996.

Descripción:Bruno Bozzetto animation - Olympics Animação Bruno Bozzetto - Jogos Olímpicos

Descripción:Certainly one of the best international rowing races ever

Descripción:Michael Phelps won his record eighth gold medal Sunday at the Beijing Olympics as a member of the victorious U.S. 400-meter medley relay team, breaking a tie with Mark Spitz for most golds in a single games. (Aug.17)

Descripción:Derek Redmond's injury breakdown in Barcelona is perhaps what most people will remember him by.

Descripción:The quintessential ice dance, the only one to score 6.0 from all judges, the legendary Torvill & Dean. Bolero from 1984 Olympics where they won gold. *High Quality* - facial features actually visible :p

Descripción:Malaguena

Descripción:High quality version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLTy2kpxOjM&fmt=18 Download HQ MV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=63AVOCLW To read English subtitiles: click the triangle button at the right bottom, then click the pop-up button. It's better to read annotations in "standard quality" mode because annotations don't work well in "high quality" mode. This song is a candidate theme song of 2008 Beijing Olympics. It was performed by superstars from China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, the U.S., Korea and other nations. This video clip showcases many attractions of Beijing: 正阳门：Zhengyang Gate (literally Gate of Central Sun) http://www.china.org.cn/english/features/museums/139751.htm 国家体育馆：National Stadium (also known as Birds Nest) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_National_Stadium 德胜门箭楼：Watchtower of Desheng Gate 北海公园：Beihai Park http://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/beijing/beihai.htm 普度寺：Pudu Temple http://www.drben.net/ChinaReport/Beijing/Landmarks-Hotspots/DongCheng/PuDu_Si-PuDu_Temple/PuDu_Si-PuDu_Temple-1-Introduction.html 中华世纪坛：China Millenium Monument (also Beijing World Art Museum) http://www.worldartmuseum.com/sjysg_en/index.shtml 北大博雅塔：Boya Tower in Peking University 太庙：Imperial Ancestral Temple (Tai Miao in Chinese) http://www1.chinaculture.org/focus/2008-07/08/content_135700.htm 国子监：Imperial College (Guo Zi Jian in Chinese) http://www.ebeijing.gov.cn/Travel/Sightseeing/Guozijian/ 八达岭长城：Badaling Great Wall http://www.travelchinaguide.com/china_great_wall/scene/beijing/badaling.htm 琉璃厂：Antiques Street (Liu Li Chang in Chinese) http://www.china.org.cn/english/features/beijing/30842.htm 北京奥林匹克水上公园：Beijing Olympic Rowing-Canoeing Park in Shunyi http://en.beijing2008.cn/venues/src/ 国家大剧院：National Grand Theatre http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Grand_Theatre 国家游泳中心（水立方）：National Aquatics Center (also known as Water Cube) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Cube 老北京四合院：Siheyuan (literally a courtyard surrounded by four buildings) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siheyuan 古观象台：Ancient Observatory http://www.chinapage.com/friend/goh/beijing/observatory/observatory.html 中山公园五色土：Five-color Soil of Zhongshan Park http://www.china.org.cn/english/features/beijing/31020.htm 五棵松篮球馆：Beijing Olympic Basketball Gymnasium in Wukesong http://en.beijing2008.cn/cptvenues/venues/wis/n214230615.shtml 孔庙：Beijing Confucius Temple http://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/beijing/confucius.htm 什刹海：Shichahai Lake http://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/beijing/shichahai.htm 首都博物馆：Capital Museum http://www.capitalmuseum.org.cn/en/index.htm 钟鼓楼：Bell & Drum Towers http://www.kinabaloo.com/drum_and_bell_towers.html http://www.travelchinaguide.com/attraction/beijing/bell.htm 湖广会馆：Huguang Guild Hall http://www.beijinghuguang.com/doce/hmqc_1.html 故宫：Forbidden City http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbidden_City 世贸天阶：The Sky Palace of International Trade Center (where above your head you can see the largest LED screen in the world) http://www.theplace.cn/index.html 午门：Meridian Gate http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meridian_Gate 中央电视塔：China Central Television (CCTV) Tower http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_TV_Tower 北海公园五龙亭：Five-Dragon Pavilion in Beihai Park http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beihai_Park 国家体育馆：National Stadium (also known as Birds Nest) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_National_Stadium 白塔寺：White Pagoda Temple http://en.beijing2008.cn/news/olympiccities/beijing/antique/s214239393/n214239413.shtml 老舍故居：Former Residence of Lao She http://www.frommers.com/destinations/beijing/A30263.html Artists: Chen, Tianjia (陈天佳) Liu, Huan (刘欢) Na, Ying (那英) Stefanie Sun (孙燕姿) Sun, Yue (孙悦) Wang, Leehom (王力宏) Han, Hong (韩红) Emil Chow (周华健) Gigi Leung (梁咏琪) Yu Quan (羽泉) Jackie Chan (成龙) Richie Ren (任贤齐) Jolin Tsai (蔡依林) Sun, Nan (孙楠) Bibi Zhou (周笔畅) Wei Wei (韦唯) Huang, Xiaoming (黄晓明) Han, Geng (韩庚/한경) Wang, Feng (汪峰) Karen Mok (莫文蔚) Tan, Jing (谭晶) Eason Chan (陈奕迅) Yan, Weiwen (阎维文) Dai, Yuqiang (戴玉强) Wang, Xia & Li, Shuangsong (王霞 李双松) Liao, Changyong (廖昌永) Lin, Yilun (林依轮) Jang Nara (张娜拉/장나라) JJ Lin & A Do (林俊杰 阿杜) Joey Yung (容祖儿) Chris Lee (李宇春) David Huang (黄大炜) Chen, Kun (陈坤) Nicholas Tse (谢霆锋) Han, Lei (韩磊) Vivian Hsu (徐若瑄) Tang, Can (汤灿) Lin, Chiling & Zhang, Zilin (林志玲 张梓琳) Jane Zhang (张靓颖) Valen Hsu & Sky Wu (许茹芸 伍思凯) Yang, Kun & Christine Fan (杨坤 范玮琪) Chris Yu & Zhou, Xiao-ou (游鸿明 周晓欧) Sha, Baoliang & Man, Wenjun (沙宝亮 满文军) Jin, Haixin & Peter Ho (金海心 何润东) F.I.R & Pang, Long (飞儿 庞龙) Kenji Wu & Qi, Feng (吴克群 齐峰) 5566 & Anson Hu (5566 胡彦斌) Yumiko Cheng & Dao Lang (郑希怡 刀郎) Ji, Jiamin & Tu, Honggang & Wu, Tong (纪敏佳 屠洪刚 吴彤) Guo, Rong & Liu, Genghong & Tenger (郭容 刘耕宏 腾格尔) Jin, Sha & Su, Xing & Wei, Jia (金莎 苏醒 韦嘉) Fu, Lishan & Huang, Zheng & Jaycee Fong (付丽珊 黄征 房祖名) CD available here: http://www.yesasia.com/us/the-official-album-for-beijing-2008-olympic-games-china-version/1011006337-0-0-0-en/info.html

Descripción:Obama Girl and McCain Girl square off in events almost exactly like the campaign itself. Rusty and Mike question the meaning of it all.

Descripción:Special Olympics by Stephen Lynch From "Live at the El Rey" DVD.

Descripción:2008 Opening Ceremony - Beijing Olympics Slide Show

Descripción:I dont own anything in this video, all rights go to the Beijing Olympics.and the web.

Descripción:http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/08/fake-fireworks-china-olympics-ceremony.html -- Last Friday's Olympics Opening Ceremony in Beijing Olympics Stadium was without a doubt the greatest event of its kind in the history of the Olympic Games. It was China's "coming out" party, and the organizers $300 million was well-spent. The results showed in China Olympian Li Ning's levitating speed-skater style "walk" around Olympic Stadium and his lighting of a giant torch, which in turn caused what had to be the largest fireworks display in the history of the Olympic Games, if not the World. A spectacle that looked tremendous, and even animated, and that's because it was. The organizers of the event admitted that computer graphics were used to "replace" the actual fireworks images because the fear was that the "haze" -- read: smog -- was so bad that a great camera shot of the pyrotechnics would have not been possible. Still, it was controversial because it took away from the overall historic effort and also took the wind out of the sails of the China Olympics, and sadly. I write that because regardless of that country's problems, we're all fans of the Olympics and want to see it go well. Period. But what was done reminded me of the movie "Wag The Dog". That flick, which starred Robert De Nero and Dustin Hoffman, was about a war that was staged on a television set and never happened at all. With China's actions, we're a massive step closer to that possible occurence. China not only faked the fireworks, but the singer employed in the Opening Ceremony. http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=6&click_id=6&art_id=nw20080813092304750C677298 Seven-year-old Yang Peiyi, "who was deemed not attractive enough to go on stage" according to the article, was replaced by nine-year-old Lin Miaoke. One thing's for sure, that will scar Yang Peiyi for life, the fact that her own China told her she was not attractive enough to be seen singing on the biggest stage in the World, even though they love her voice! Toward Laws Preventing This In The Future I think we need to craft a series of International Laws to prevent or at least discourage (which is the best we can do) the occurence of the use of digital technology in this way. It's far too dangerous a possibility to ignore, especially in the wake of the fake fireworks scandal.