Descripción:A video I made featuring my favorite inspirational quotes. I hope it inspires you. Video: pokerworld. Edit: juicyfreshmelon. Audio: John Lennon - Imagine.

Descripción:Here are some of my favorite love quotes. Really cute!! The song is called "And Then I Kissed Him" from the Pearl Harbor sountrack. Lots of people have been asking that!! **update** I made another love quote video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PuVShqRVA Check it out!

Descripción:This is a parody of all the "100" list specials that the American Film Institute keeps putting out. It's my first time working with video editing and my first YouTube post. Complete list at http://acrentropy.blogspot.com/2007/05/for-those-who-just-have-to-know.html

Descripción:Quotes by Albert Einstein accompanied by Mozart.

Descripción:funny quots from the ben stiller movie zoolander

Descripción:President Bartlett silences a right wing critic...

Descripción:I've always thought that Animaniacs had some of the best one-liners so, I made this compilation video of some of their best moments. However, I only got to use about half of the quotes that I wanted to, so expect a sequel sometime in the future.^_~ This is purely Yakko, Wakko, and Dot quotes because honestly, they have the best liners. I apologize that in a couple quotes, the audio gets cut at the end. Premiere just randomly decided to chop parts after rendering and I couldn't fix them no matter how hard I tried but luckily, it's only some of them that get a little chopped. And even though my username on YouTube is FrodoAteMyRamen, my regular username is indeed, ElvesAteMyRamen but someone else on this site took it. Phoo. Animaniacs is copyrighted to Warner Brothers. I am not making a profit from this what-so-ever. I'm just a huge fan that knows every episode by heart and wanted to showcase some of their prized moments. So, please don't sue me.:-P

Descripción:Top 10 Shaq quotes

Descripción:This is a little group of quotes that we found from our much liked movie 'Snatch' (2000) These are what we think are the greatest quotes from it. If you have any more please tell us and we'll add them in. The Intro song and the credits song is: When I'm Gone- 3 Doors Down

Descripción:A frenetic mashup of many, many random clips from the legendary sitcom about 'nothing'. SEINTOLOGY Audio compiled by MIX96 (www.themix.com) Video compiled by danere1 Music: "Time is Tight" by Booker T & The MG's FULL LIST OF QUOTES Jerry: Hello! Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing. George: Exactly. Jerry: They say "What's your show about?" I say "Nothing". George: There you go. Jerry: I think you may have something here. Kramer: Who wants to have some fun? Jerry: Well let's start the insanity. Kramer: Giddy-up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Elaine: Shut up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Kramer: Wet and wild. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Jerry: Delores! George: The sea was angry that day my friends... Jerry: ...super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome. Elaine: Stella! George: I'm sorry, the card says "Moops". Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head. Jerry: I got jiggy with it! Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys. Elaine: I'm speechless! I am without speech. Kramer: Oh, I got the ball. Jerry: THAT is one magic loogey. George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual. Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables. Jerry: Hello, Newman. Elaine: Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am? Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty. George: I'm gonna need some water here! Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby. Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! Jerry: Little Jerry's a lean mean pecking machine. George: I'm speechless. I have no speech. Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! Jerry: Not that there's anything with it! Kramer: (to Newman) Oh, I'm looking right at you big daddy. Jerry: She had man hands. Kramer: You're an anti-dentite. Jerry: You're a massage teaser. Jerry: So he's bizarro Jerry. Jerry: That is one tough monkey. Elaine: He's a re-gifter! Jerry: He's a real bounder... Elaine: He's a real... sidler! Jerry: He's a mimbo. Jerry: She's one of these low talkers... Jerry: A long talker. Elaine: A high talker. Jerry: A close talker. Kramer: Yeah, yeah I am batman. Jerry: Well, now we're getting somewhere! GEORGE Elaine: He's short, he's stocky... George: ...I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. ELAINE Jerry: She enjoys teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives. Elaine: (to Crazy Joe DaVola) I'm a *day* person. JERRY George: ...a horse face, big teeth and a pointy nose. Jerry: ...a man who respects a good coma. KRAMER Elaine: ...a tall lanky doofus...with hair like the bride of Frankenstein. Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer! Jerry: But are you still 'Master of your domain'? Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! George: I am 'King of the county'. Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'. Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'. Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! George: I hate The Drake. Elaine: I love The Drake! Kramer: I'm out! Elaine: The big salad Kramer: The Bro Jerry: Junior Mint Elaine: Urban sombrero Kramer: Fusilli Jerry! Jerry: Rochelle Rochelle George: Significant shrinkage! Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake. Jerry: Golden boy Elaine: Chocolate babka George: Bosco Elaine: Sponge-worthy George: Buffer-zone Elaine: This, that and the other. Kramer: Happy Festivus! Elaine: Maestro George: Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe! Elaine: Yada yada yada... Jerry: I think I may have made a big mistake. George: Comfort-shmomfort Jerry: Friendship-smienship Timmy: You double dipped the chip! Elaine: I keep thinking that goiter is gonna start talking to me. Kramer: I'm dangerous, Jerry... I'm very, very dangerous! Jerry: That guy's gonna put the kibosh on me! Elaine: Jerry, how can I go on!? Soup Nazi: No soup for you! George: But I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I got it all! Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate! Babu: You bad man, you very bad man! Jerry: I've swept myself off my feet! George: I have no hand! Jerry: Sweet fancy Moses. Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell! Jerry: Well, let's cut the bull, sister. Jerry: The wheels are in motion. George: Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in. Elaine: It's "Suzie", it's not "Suze". Kramer: You stubborn, stupid, silly man. Jerry: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? Kramer: I'm not a pimp! Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland. Elaine: Go work on your pecs and your lats... we're all really impressed. George: It's Thunderdome! Kramer: You're freaking me out! Jerry: I'm freaking out. I am freaking out! George: Serenity now! Helen: Oh you have to go, you have to. Jerry: I'm going. Hellen You have to! Jerry: O-kay. Jerry: Buh-bye.

Descripción:Extended Version of the Best of Mike Tyson's Ridiculous quotes. FAQ LOOK HERE: 1. The name of the song playing at the beginning is called 'Summer Overture' NOT REQUIEM FOR A DREAM. The version they use in Requiem for a dream sucks, nowhere near as intense. 2. The whole "I'll eat your asshole alive" speech started when a guy from the crowd yelled that Tyson needed to be put in a straight jacket. 3. People ask about the clip after he says "i'll fuck you til you love me faggot" and why I put it in there. Here's why: A. He's in an ORANGE LEATHER JUMPSUIT B. He's sitting on the side of a hill in like a swimsuit model position. C. He claims that when he goes to the big city everyone stops and says: 1. "Wow, Mike Tyson" (establishing they know who he is) 2. "You're Mike Tyson aren't you?" (just for further confirmation) 3. "Aren't you that young knockout kid?" (for even further clarification) I'm pretty sure no one has ever said that to him.... Anyways, I'm glad everyone enjoys the video, the original 6:13 Tyson video that started the craze for me had parts that weren't funny to me, and there were alot of other interviews I found amusing but no one had put it all together.

Descripción:GIR QUOTES 75 TIMES Update..... I never knew this would catch on! Xbox Live (360) Buddy me GamerTag: noobish456 ( I have a headset). Chat me sometime. BTW..... get Super Smash Bros. Brawl if you like this Video. P.S. BURRRRRRIIIIIITOOOOOOOOO P.S..... wow 300,000!? FTW? HOW did 'I' accomlish this Holy shit! Thanks go eat a cookie! YOU DESERVE IT! :D (".'.) ty for favoriting. 50,000and SO ON~ 40,000views 30,000views 20,000 views thx for 10,000 views

Descripción:http://www.myspace.com/nigeddie http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=766965103 The music is the "Gallery" instrumental by Mario Vazquez. -More Quotes can be found at http://2nilssons.com/Dance/Dance%20Quotes.htm

Descripción:Visit: http://onlinemotivator.info A unique collection of quotes from Online Motivator. Subscribe for a free e-mail delivered service "Quote of the day" at: http://onlinemotivator.info This video uses quotes by the following people: Jim Rohn Eleanor Roosevelt Pearl S. Buck John Kenneth Galbraith Jim Rohn Brian Tracy Christian D. Larson Robert Kiyosaki Richard B. Sheridan Albert Einstein Albert Camus Napoleon Hill Joanne Kathleen Rowling from Talmud Socrates William Arthur Ward Norman Vincent Peale

Descripción:Some of my favourite quotes from season 2 of 30 Rock.

Descripción:My favourite moments and quotes from TH-interviews. I made the subtitles myself. I speak Dutch. English and German are not my mother languages, so there might be a few mistakes. If you see a very big mistake, let me know, so I can change it!! Music: parts of 'Grauer Alltag' by Devilish (now Tokio Hotel) Nederlandse vertaling: TWEELING??? Interviewer (int): dus jullie zijn broers? Jullie zijn zelfs tweelingbroers? Bill: ja, wij zijn een eeneiige tweeling. Int: eeneiig? Dat zie je helemaal niet! Tom: ja, goed zo! Int: en wie heeft zijn haren kunstmatig behandeld? Bill: allebei Tom: hij heeft zijn haren geverfd, ik heb eigenlijk... niet kunstmatig, he? Bill: nee, dat klopt. Tom: mijn haren zijn al vier jaar zo en Bill verft zijn haar, maar normaal hebben we allebei vuilblond haar. Een beetje donkerder dan dat van jou. Int: ja, jullie zijn... *interviewer gaat uit de bol* DE SLODDERVOS Bill: dat is wel een beetje stressig. En we zijn met veel mensen op de bus. Dus je moet jezelf een beetje aanpassen. Je kan niet zomaar je hele koffer uitpakken, je moet je echt wel organiseren. En dat is soms niet zo gemakkelijk als je Georg op de bus hebt. Georg: wat bedoel je daar nu weer mee? Bill: wel, Georg is een echte sloddervos, het is te zeggen... Georg: ik ruim altijd al hun rommel op, zo is het echt, niet? Bill: onzin! Georg: ja, nu waarschijnlijk niet. Als de camera erbij is, zijn ze een beetje ordelijk, maar anders ziet het er hier niet uit... MOEDERDAG Tom: bij ons ziet de ontspanning er eigenlijk altijd hetzelfde uit: heel veel slapen, eten, slapen, eten en televisie kijken. Georg: en op moederdag thuis bij mama zijn. Bill: vandaag is het toch moederdag, niet? Georg: nee, dat was gisteren. Bill: ah, oké. Oeps. GEORG DE SCHILDPAD Tom: dit zijn fanbrieven die we zonet voor het hotel gekregen hebben. En Georg heeft een mooie schildpad die perfect bij hem past. Georg: ja, de kleine schildpad op de foto hier: de eenzame Georg. Bill: de schildpad heet Georg, dat staat in de brief. Jij had ook een schilpad, he? Georg: ja, ik had er een. Bill: ja, Georg had ook een schildpad. Maar die is gestorven, he? Int: dat weten de fans dan ook? Tom: nee, dat denk ik niet. Georg: nee, ik denk niet dat ze het weten van de schildpad. Die had een longontsteking, het arme kleintje. Bill: oooh. Georg: Echt, ik vind dat totaal niet grappig. Bill: oh God. DE MAN MET DE 25 VROUWEN Tom: dat klopt niet helemaal. Eigenlijk ben ik de stille 'checker'. Int: jij was toch de enige die naar het schijnt met 25 vrouwen iets gehad zou hebben? Tom: dat heb ik nog nooit gehoord, moet ik zeggen. Int: ja, ik lees 's morgens de Bild-krant en dan denk ik: Woeps! De jongeheer.. 25.. knik-knak. Maar daar was niets van waar, toch? Of wil je er liever niet over praten? Tom: neenee, ik ben heel open. Ik weet niet wat zeggen, jij bent de eerste die me erover aanspreekt. Int: echt? Maar het stond in de krant! Aha, wil je zeggen dat de Bild-krant niet altijd de waarheid schrijft? Tom: dat heb jij gezegd! Het is te zeggen, ik heb niet geteld, dus ik kan het niet zeggen. Het kunnen er meer zijn, het kunnen er minder zijn, ik weet het niet... *oooooooh* Int: 25, niet geteld... ja... men stopt daar op een bepaald moment dan mee. Maar niet elke keer telt als een nieuwe vrouw, dat is duidelijk, he? Tom: jaja, dat is duidelijk.

Descripción:PLEASE READ BEFORE COMMENT: This is a personal tribute to heroes in ACTION and VIGILANTE Movies, particularly the quotes they say before or after killing/kicking the bad guy's ass... I know gangsters like Vito Corleone, Tony Montana or Tommy DeVito have great lines, but I don't consider that their movies belong to the action genre. I tried to be coherent with that premise, but, as a personal tribute I rejected some tough guys (mr. Seagal, mr. Van Damme) in favor of other I like much more(Bruce Willis, Sly, Arnie...), not to mention the thousands of thousands I forgot... sorry about that. Hope you enjoy it! Music from The Rookie by Lennie Niehaus (I think) and "Fuckin' in the bushes" by Oasis. Dirty Harry, Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan 48 hours, Nick Nolte The Last Boy Scout, Bruce Willis Assault on Precinct 13, Darwin Joston as Napoleon Wilson Falling Down, Michael Douglas as D-Fens Sudden Impact, Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan Taxi Driver, Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle Lethal Weapon 2, Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs The Long Kiss Goodnight, Geena Davis Last Man Standing, Bruce Willis Lethal Weapon 2, Danny Glover The Rookie, Clint Eastwood The Brave One, Jodie Foster A History of Violence, Viggo Mortensen Man on Fire, Denzel Washington Speed, Keanu Reeves From Dusk Till Dawn, George Clooney as Seth Gecko Invasion Usa, Chuck Norris as Himself The Warriors, James Remar as Ajax Army of Darknes, Bruce Campbell as Ash Commando, Arnold Schwarzenneger The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Andrew Dice Clay Jaws, Roy Scheider Die Hard Die Hard 2 Die Hard: With a Vengeance Live Free or Die Hard, Bruce Willis as John McLane The Last Action Hero, Arnold Schwarzenneger Aliens, Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley Air Force One, Harrison Ford as the President of United States Cliffhanger, Sylvester Stallone The Running Man, Arnold Schwarzenneger Pitch Black, Vin Diesel as Riddick Snakes on a Plane, Samuel L. Jackson Cobra, Sylvester Stallone Predator, Arnold Schwarzenneger Crank, Jason Statham The Rock, Nicolas Cage True Lies, Arnold again. Matrix, Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity They Live, Roddy Piper The Rundown, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson The End of Days, Big Arnie Kill Bill, Uma Thurman as The Bride Sin City, Mickey Rourke Darkman, Liam Neeson The Crow, Brandon Lee Leon, The Professional, Jean Reno Robocop, Peter Weller Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone Total Recall, Arnie (he will be back) V for Vendetta, Hugo Weaving Rambo, Sylvester Stallone as John Rambo Matrix, Keanu Reeves as Neo Terminator 2, guess who Terminator, Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor And the directors: Don Siegel, Tony Scott, Walter Hill, Joel Schumacher, Richard Donner, Renny Harlin, Clint Eastwood, Martin Scorsese, Mark L. Lester, Jan de Bont, Robert Rodriguez, Sam Raimi, David Cronenberg, Steven Spielberg, John McTiernan, Len Wiseman, James Cameron, Wolfgang Petersen, David Twohy, David R. Ellis, George Pan Cosmatos, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, Michael Bay, John Carpenter, Peter Berg, Peter Hyams, Quentin Tarantino, Alex Proyas, Luc Besson, Marco Brambilla, Paul Verhoeven, James McTeigue, Larry and Andy Wachowski and some guy for Invasion USA.

Descripción:The Power of Now, Stillness Speaks, and A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle completely changed my life. The idea that the present moment is all there is and how our ego/mind lives to distract us from it was a big revelation to me. So much so that I ended up starting my own Eckhart Tolle meetup. We meet once a month at Starbucks, and then walk over to a beautiful park with streams and a duck pond in Santa Monica and hold our meetings there. Once you learn to separate your thoughts from who you really are, your life will never be the same. Suffering and frustration give way to peace and inner-stillness. Here's our website: http://etolle.meetup.com/193/ On this video, I've put together a montage of some Eckhart quotes and pictures... If you are new to him I hope this video gets you to check him out further as it could be a big turning point in your life just like it was in mine. And if you are already a Tolle fan, than sit back and enjoy! btw, the music is from "The Romantic Guitar", and is a beautiful version of Pachelbel's Canon in D. Love & Serenity, -Michael Jeffreys http://mjeffreys.com

Descripción:Some of my favorite Edward Cullen quotes from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Includes movie stills & photos of Robert Pattinson, the actor who I believe will do everything in his power to do justice to Edward's character - because I suspect he loves the story, too. (He couldn't have read all 3 books - AND wowed the been-looking-for-Edward-everywhere casting committee - if he didn't, right?) I look forward to your responsible, civilized, constructive comments, fellow Edward fans. :-)

Descripción:Great quotes from well known atheist, agnostic, free thinkers and religious skeptics. ------------------------------------- "The way to change the world is to change people's minds. As more and more people openly discuss the fact that "God" and "Allah" are completely imaginary, the world becomes a better place. The people who believe in "religion" look sillier and sillier. Eventually, religion becomes a fringe activity that is meaningless." http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/ ------------------------------------- "WHAT IS ATHEISM?" Atheism is characterized by an absence of belief in the existence of gods. This absence of belief generally comes about either through deliberate choice, or from an inherent inability to believe religious teachings which seem literally incredible. It is not a lack of belief born out of simple ignorance of religious teachings. Some atheists go beyond a mere absence of belief in gods: they actively believe that particular gods, or all gods, do not exist. Just lacking belief in gods is often referred to as the "weak atheist" position; whereas believing that gods do not (or cannot) exist is known as "strong atheism." Regarding people who have never been exposed to the concept of 'god': Whether they are 'atheists' or not is a matter of debate. Since you're unlikely to meet anyone who has never encountered religion, it's not a very important debate... It is important, however, to note the difference between the strong and weak atheist positions. "Weak atheism" is simple scepticism; disbelief in the existence of god. "Strong atheism" is an explicitly held belief that god does not exist. Please do not fall into the trap of assuming that all atheists are "strong atheists." There is a qualitative difference in the "strong" and "weak" positions; it's not just a matter of degree. Some atheists believe in the nonexistence of all gods; others limit their atheism to specific gods, such as the christian god, rather than making flat-out denials. "Is there such a thing as atheist morality?" If you mean "Is there such a thing as morality for atheists?," then the answer is yes, as explained above. Many atheists have ideas about morality which are at least as strong as those held by religious people. If you mean "Does atheism have a characteristic moral code?," then the answer is no. Atheism by itself does not imply anything much about how a person will behave. Most atheists follow many of the same "moral rules" as theists, but for different reasons. Atheists view morality as something created by humans, according to the way humans feel the world 'ought' to work, rather than seeing it as a set of rules decreed by a supernatural being. "Then aren't atheists just theists who are denying god?" A study by the Freedom From Religion Foundation found that over 90% of the atheists who responded became atheists because religion did not work for them. They had found that religious beliefs were fundamentally incompatible with what they observed around them. Atheists are not unbelievers through ignorance or denial; they are unbelievers through choice. The vast majority of them have spent time studying one or more religions, sometimes in very great depth. They have made a careful and considered decision to reject religious beliefs. This decision may, of course, be an inevitable consequence of that individual's personality. For a naturally sceptical person, the choice of atheism is often the only one that makes sense, and hence the only choice that person can honestly make. The word "deny" can be used to mean "fail to accept the truth of." In that sense only, atheists deny the existence of god. They are not "in denial," wilfully ignoring evidence; nor do they necessarily positively assert the nonexistence of god. (Quoted from infidels.org) For more great reading please pick up a copy of David Mill's "Atheist Universe" and any Richard Dawkins books or simply go to http://www.rationalresponders.com !